Addisons funnies

Addison told Ms. Michelle that she went fishing this week. Ms Michelle said, "Who did you go fishing with?"
Addison replies, "A fishing pole"

Addison had been telling me and Ryan that Ms. Bethany (her teacher) was pregnant. We were not sure if we should believe her as Ms. Bethany has older children and is tiny, BUT then she went to Michelles house and told her that we think Ms. Bethany is pregnant and started laughing. And that is how rumors get started....

Michelle called Addison babe. Addison corrected Michelle and said, "I am not babe, that is Daddy :)"

The other night our family was in the game room playing. Ryan was holding Emery and she was crying. Addison said, "Mommy, can you hold your baby, she is crying"

While Christmas shopping, Addison saw a pillow pal that was a Texas Longhorn cow. She asked for a cow pillow. I tried to explain to her that she could not have a cow pillow b/c it was not just any cow, but a Texas longhorn and she was Daddys Aggie girl. She proceeded to through a fit in the store and looked at her shirt and said she was not wearing her Aggie shirt so she could have a cow pillow. She earned herself a crowd in the store that could not stop laughing at our conversation as to why she could not own a longhorn cow.

Addison was playing dress up around the house. She had her "cellphone" to her ear and looked at me and said "Quiet mommy, I am talking to a boy"

At 1yr and 8 months, she asked my Mom. "Meme, where is your friend Papa?"


This girl is on a roll-will keep you posted on any new funnies as she comes up with them.